Harajuku lovers.

Things seem promising in my quest for world domination. I am wearing a L.A.M.B . hoodie and I claw all in the eyes who try to inhibit my plans to receive this world in its whole.

Leave me a comment or I will fart on your face!

Back lounge is not as poppin' as front.


In blood,
Johnnyvirus.

Roller coaster (favorite ride).

Greeting one and all, and apologies extended to those who are disappointed for lack of updates in Johnny Virus land. Warped TOur is going excellent. Yesterday, Fearless Records sold more merch than any other day on Warped Tour. We were close to breaching $4,000! Excellent, as I get paid on commission as opposed to a flat salary... and let's talk about how I made almost $50 in tips. Unbelievable! Kudos to my Tip Robot.

Kelly Graham is the equivalent to Jesus and Jessica Knowles is far too humble for words. Michelle and I have been battling wind, rain, and scene trash boys and girls to make this Warped the best that Fearless has ever seen.

Today we are in Buffalo, NY and the day was welcomed with high winds and menacing clouds. Our loyal street teamers Jesse and Stevo have returned with a vengeance. They are two dudes that have been following the tour for about ten dates or so and will be following the next ten or so dates (given the time and money that they have available)

This venue in Buffalo has an amusement park that is free with my laminate and I'm stoked to get aboard some coasters later tonight.

My mom has been going through crazy times at home and I am proud of her for battling it out without me.

I miss my friends like no other and hope to see them sooner than later.

I bought a Blackberry.

It's sweet.

I'm growing a beard.

Johnnyvirus

Je parle un Français.

Today is by far the most comfortable day on the Warped Tour. Home of Simple Plan, Montreal-Quebec CA greets our party with 65 degree weather and French speaking Canadians a-boot.

Canadian beer is only $5 and I am pretty sure that if America collapsed any time soon, I would live comfortably here. People are great. Weather is great. AND THERE ARE BEAVERS EVERYWHERE! (get your mind out of the gutter)

Hope all is well with you guys. Leave me a comment and let me know how you are. :)

Johnnyvirus

Canada, O Canada.

Here I am in another country! Yesterday was the Detroit Warped Tour and all was well until I realized that I just had a Xerox copy of my birth certificate as opposed to the original copy (which was sent away with my passport application in the first place, which proved to be fruitless). At 2 a.m., we reached the Canadian border and were greeted with Canadian border police on our bus pulling all of our bunk curtains open and telling us to "get the fuck up". Luckily, we were in customs for about 10 minutes and I was only asked three vital questions by Canadian officials"

1. Have you ever been to Canada?

2. Why are you coming to Canada?

...and the most important of all questions:

3. Do you have any cigarettes or tobacco products?

All is well now! I am hanging out all day due to the fact that Fearless doesn't sell anything in Canada because of all the legal paperwork, vendor visas, taxes and duties, etc. etc.

Here's the Web Lab! Enjoy!

Johnnyvirus

This was yesterday's entry

My tip robot it a regular tourist attraction at each Warped Tour.

Today in Cleveland, it was a Sugarcult boardie reunion. Tonight me and a few of the Alesana dudes are going to see the new Batman movie. I wish Suzi was going too.

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Oh! I'm ready for it! C'mon bring it! Farrah and i seem drunker than we usually are. Gabe from Cobra tried to be in our picture but we obviously DENIED.
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The Academy Is super fan alert!

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Sounds of military aircraft and The Academy Is number one fans surround me today in Virginia Beach, VA. The heat is not bad at all. Tonight is a Hawaiian themed Bbq so i'm stoked! I'll update more tonight.
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Under a tree in extreme heat of Charlotte, NC proves to be a real reward to the Fearless camp today. I'm sipping on a few beers and enjoying the loads of cool breezes and neon colored hot mess girls and boys.
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Miami greets Fearless with fire ants with a grudge and menacing storm clouds. Michelle and i have decided that fire ants should not bite our legs anymore which is also proving to be a fruitless wish. I'm gonna watch Anberlin today.
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What an awesome view of the Atlantic from Saint Petersburg, Florida. All is well and it's humid as fuck.
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Word up my homies.. Shane left Alesana today for reasons that are still undetermined.. So a bunk re arrange was in order. I hot Devin's old bunk (Alesana's tour manager) and he got Shane's bunk. All is still very hazy as far as the new line up with them but if i know Alesana like i think i do, my brothers will overcome and rock harder than god has ever intended. Hope all is well with you all.
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Also, here's a tour update. Yesterday i sat next to Kevin Lyman's son and it was also Fight! Fight! Fight!'s last day on tour. I am also moving in on the Oreskaband. I've been on their video documentaries constantly. It's a giant unavoidable mess. Hope all is well.
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Today in Memphis, i got a tattoo of the outline of the state of Missouri. I think that this is the most incredible thing i've ever done. Thanks to Mike Blackstone, i have something to remind me always where i am from, what i've done and who i've met. Hope all is well with you all. :)
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America the beautiful.

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FW: From: bluechazzam@gmail.com
Happy 4th me July from your drunken friend Johnny.
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Party hard!

Today is a glorious day. Our day off and we are in Austin Tx. Andrew Wk is playing a show at Emo's tonight with The Bronx and i'm going. Now i am at am awesome bar called The Cedar Door enjoying cold beer. Hope all is well.
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This is Lola. She's our bus dog. She's the fucking shit!
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